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How is Cruz wrong Mitt?

The former Republican loser took to the Twitters to bash Senator Ted Cruz for saying: “Under the Obama nuclear deal, over $100 billion will flow to Iran. Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of...

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What does Karl Rove think

The other day, in an effort to criticize funding Planned Parenthood, former Florida governor and Karl Rove BFF Jeb Bush said, “I’m not sure we need half a billion dollars for women’s health issues.”...

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Nobody Won but Fox News Lost

Whew. My back hurts and I have a massive headache. I must have just finished watching the first Republican Debate of the 2016 election. Drudge has a poll asking readers who won the debate. Naturally...

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You’re not helping

  Let’s pretend, shall we? No, I’m not going to use Obama’s talking points about his presidency. That’s not so much pretending as it is psychotic delusion. Let’s pretend I am throwing myself a party....

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There’s a new Compassionate Conservative in town

You know, I really hate the phrase “Compassionate Conservative.” It sounds like something a Leftist would coin. But, sadly, it was coined by a Republican. George W. Bush has no idea that to claim to be...

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Cornered Animals

  Last year a woodchuck managed to get into my shed without me knowing it. The next morning, I went out to get the lawn mower, and when I opened the shed, there he was — panic-stricken and freaked...

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Dianny’s Debate Moderator DREAM TEAM

In my post from this morning about Mark Levin’s interview with Donald Trump, I mentioned that I would love to see Mark Levin moderate a Republican Debate. Actually, it would be even more fun watching...

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Mystery Date

Who here remembers the board game Mystery Date? If ever there was a board game that would make Leftists’ heads explode it’s Mystery Date. After all, the girls have to dress up and hope the boy at the...

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Petulant GOP Plots Revenge

  The only thing more pathetic than Donald Trump’s fixation with Megyn Kelly is the GOP Establishment’s fixation with Donald Trump. It really is bringing out the worst in them. So, the Republican...

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Hey RNC

Hey RNC. If you want to derail someone, how about derailing the guy who is destroying this country? Why in the name of sweet fancy Moses are you trying to eat your own? What do we need to do to get you...

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Fly in the ointment

  When Jeb Bush was first pretending to grapple with the decision to run for President, he made it clear that he was going to try and win the Republican nomination without having to gain the support...

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FedICE

This is a lesson in how not to propose a simply brilliant idea. Presidential candidate NJ Governor Chris Christie told a New Hampshire audience yesterday that as President, he would enlist Federal...

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Finger on the pulse of the electorate

You gotta love the Republican Establishment. These guys are so completely out of touch, they believe that calling for Mitt Romney to get into the 2016 race is a good idea. Talk about having your finger...

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My thoughts on Boehner’s sudden resignation

This morning, John Boehner let Republican leadership know that he would be stepping down as Speaker of the House and resigning from Congress in October. Because I’m naturally suspicious, I can’t help...

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I hear there’s a job opening up

So, I hear there’s a job opening up for some lucky Congressman. FINALLY! Obama created a job!!! There are specific qualifications, of course. You must be in the Republican leadership. You must have...

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John Kasich: Proud RINO

You know, Ted Cruz often says that nobody running for the Republican nomination ever says, “I’m a proud, squishy RINO.” Instead, Cruz contends, even the squishiest of RINO squishes claim to be...

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My thoughts on McCarthy dropping out

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy has bowed out of the race for Speaker of the House. I’m not entirely surprised. Of course Fox News is blaming it on Ted Cruz. Okay. Sure. So, you want to know my...

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Shake-ups like these can be good

Democrats are laughing and mocking the Republican-led Congress. Establishment GOP are going on TV to complain and attack. Moron Peter King hasn’t gotten this huffy and pissed off since, well, probably...

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With endorsements like these

Who was listening to Mark Steyn guest host for Rush on Thursday when news of Kevin McCarthy’s dropping out of the Speaker race broke? While Mark was talking about it, Louie Gohmert called in to...

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Hit-Job

It seems the Enslaved Press has tossed aside all pretense and is openly doing everything humanly possible to ensure the Republican nominee is a beatable, RINO squish and the Democrat heir apparent has...

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